Happy 2016! As always, I like to start the New Year off with
a thank you to everyone who participated in Nathan Bransford’s Hooray for
Heifer drive (you know who you are). Over the years, we’ve been able to help him
raise more than $10,000 for people around the world… one farm animal at a time.
In the past we donated honey bees and ducks, but this time I mixed it up a bit
and purchased part of a goat. I’m hopeful it was the sweet part (like the big
eyes, soft ears and warm heart). If not, then I apologize in advance that it ate your bed and shit on your roof (or vice-versa). And yes, that really happens. I’m from Appalachia, I know these things.
As for New Year’s resolutions, I think I’m going to pass
this time around. They never seem to work for me. In fact, I would argue that
they have the opposite effect. Honestly, when I make them, it’s like I go out
of my way to find things to do simply to avoid what I’m actually supposed to be
doing. THAT’S RIGHT WORLD, SUCK IT! NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO. NOT EVEN ME!
Note to self: Update your will. Your passive-aggressive unwillingness
to run means that you will probably stroke out and die at forty-five. Worse
yet, because you refuse to commit to a regular writing schedule, your readers
won’t even know you’re dead. They’ll think it’s “just been a while” since you
posted something to mkromd.
With that, I’m off to plan this year’s ski trip; and, wait
for it, instead of heading out West or back East, we’re going to stay in the
Mid-West. That’s right, TB and I have been cordially invited to Mount Bohemia in the Upper
Peninsula of Michigan. They had her at “extreme skiing just south of Canada”
and me at “you have to sleep in a yert.” Like Marx said, “To each what they
need. From each what they can provide.” Besides, I ask you… how bad could it
be? Lots of people have group slept… in a tent… on the side of a mountain… that’s
covered in four feet of snow.
We're like urban sherpas... She's welcome.
Talk to you later (unless I don’t because I died, which
could happen because I refuse to get on a treadmill or because Bigfoot is real and attacked us/stole our beer. In said case, find my phone. I promise you there will be photos. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE).
Love this post. Sadly, I'm right there with you on the "just been awhile" posting, the lack of exercise AND the lack of a will! LOL I also don't do resolutions. That way, I'm not disappointed in myself. I do To Do Lists and then I can pat myself on the back because I WILL accomplish something on my list. Otherwise, groceries aren't bought and I die of starvation! Yeah for productivity! :D
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